Woooooosh!
Well, I tell you what! I blinkin' whirlwind of a fortnight I have had! Many an unexpected thing has happened, but it has been amazing - for a change.
So, Langkawi, Malaysia. Yippers, had amazing times with new peeps - namely Paula from Liverpool (but lived in Spain for the last 5 years) and Leeroy from Cambridge (lived in Cambodia for the last 5 years). And we were team 'Sigmoid Collectomy', respectfully named after my delightful tummy operation which we decided would be an excellent name for a rock band. HARDCORE MAN. We mooched about on the beach and caught some rays in the days and munched on local delicacies in the evening - although we did have to persuade the local Muslim restaurant that it was cool for us to drink our lovely bottle of wine in their restaurant....we bought our own glasses! Perhaps the most memorable outing was in fact on the Friday night, where we ventured out to the local Reggae bar', much to Lee's joy since he (allegedly) despises this class of music. But, after a few lovely crisp white vinos, I was soon hitting the dance floor with a circle of Malay rastas accompanying me! Hehehe. All the action was being avidly shot by our new friend, EK (lovely guy from Kuala Lumpa who was on his holidays), whilst we wiggled along with the locals. Comedy.
The next day, fully armed with extensive hangovers, the enthusiastic EK persuaded us that it would be a good idea to escape Pantai Cenang, and go on a nice big cable car to the top of Gunung Machincang. A three tier system, the cable car staggers the viewing of the gradually ever increasingly impressive views of the surrounding areas. It allowed a spectacular 360-degree panoramic view of the Langkawi islands as well as dramatic views of the deep chasms, overhangs cliff walls, isolated pinnacles and some caves. Wasn't so great for Lee (again) since he is mortally terrified of heights and had to take Valium or something to chill out!
Next stop is Geargetown, Penang. Sigmoid Collectomy landed and went straight to the delightful Mr.Ken's. Mr. Ken is indeed the most crazy Chinese chap I believe I have ever encountered. And he is a legend. He drove me around for hours trying to retrieve my passport (issues with Chinese visas - don't ask) and then proceeded to take me out on a day trip of the back of this rented motor-bike. Lovely times. We went to a beautiful temple, Wat Chaiya Mangkalaram (Thai:วัดชัยมังคลาราม), and is a Thai Buddhist temple in George Town, Penang, Malaysia, most notable for its Reclining Buddha statue. Then we ventured forth to his favourite place on the island, Titi Kerawang Waterfall. It was very nice, but I think what made it was his little dance in the water which I videoed, which includes him singing a song to our dear Paula who wasn't there (and was in fact having her handbag stolen at a restaurant at the time with all cards and passport in). Bless him.
And then it was time for me to go and rejoin my lovely ladies in the land of Thai and to crack on with some full moon party entertainment. They, however, actually managed to go the wrong way after leaving me in Malaysia and so had spent many a drunken night in Kho Samui with some lovely chaps we met in Singapore. After a gruelling 24hours of travel and broken sleep, I finally arrived on Kho Phangnan and found my lovelies on Ban Tai beach - and got straight on the beers. Well, we definitely started as we meant to go on.
FULL MOON PARTY! Comedy value. Got boozy on our beach and then sang all our way to Hat Rin (beach where the party takes place), and we were greeted by excessive amounts of Samsung buckets (yes, the rocket fuel concoction of Thai whiskey, coca-cola and THAI redbull), and my god, it knocks your proverbial hat off!! Recall finding a few of our buddies that we met in Bali, covered ourselves in glow-in-the-dark paint and danced the night away until the sunrise. And Klo was laughing. She laughed a lot. And so did Sami. Special shakes all the way, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann. So - been up for 24hours at this point as I wiggled on the sand as the sun rose....and then we went to find Colin and Adam, the guys who we met in Singy-pore and KloSam chilled with in Kho Samui and basically spent the day monged on the beach and drinking banana milkshake. DELICIOUS!! And then I realised I had been awake for 39 hours and it was time for bed.
As the 'tards didn't go to Kho Pi Pi the first time round, they decided that was to be their next destination. But being the well versed traveller that I am, I've already been and couldn't face the prospect of another 24 hours travelling...so Klo, Sami and Colin mooched off to the Pi Pi, whilst Adam and I headed for Kho Tao. It is sooooooo beautiful. Stayed on Sariee beach for the first couple of days...and got a quad bike to explore the island! And my goodness, I'm glad he didn't tell me that he'd never driven one before until AFTER we arrived at Mango Bay because those roads were more than rocky!! Snorkel, snorkel and then watched 'Knocked up' back at the beach...SO FUNNY! Then we scooched down to Chalok Baan Koa to do a spot of scuba scuba! Yippers, went back to Buddha View diving!!! Hurrah! However, I have never been out on such a rocky rocky boat. And Adam was sick. But the diving was nice. Some some wicked corals, but unfortunately, no shark.
Then came the journey from Hell. Returning back to mainland Thailand (Champhon) in order to be reunited with the ladies. A boat. Delayed. After already being rocked dans le matin for diving, and then two hours of rough sea. I was sick. In public. In a clear plastic bag. The shame. Followed by a 12 hour bus journey to Bangkok to arrive at 5am.
And then It was Sami's last couple of days. Sob. So we spent the entire time on Khao San road. Shopping. She didn't have any presents. But then we got drunk. And offered roles as extras in a Japanese movie!! So, as Sami Sami walked off down Khao San for the last time (I felt a stab of sadness to see her little back wander into the crowd, for it was the first time she was actually on her own), Klo, Colin and I headed off to a 5 Star hotel to shoot a movie! Nope, not that kind of movie....And it was wicked!! 1920s style hairdos and amazing dresses and make-up! The nicest we've looked the entire time travelling!!
Alors, a little bit longer in Thailand. But without our dear Sami. WE LOVE YOU SAMI!!! We'll miss you - and your random comments, your cheeky smile and, of course, Janet's phone calls.
The next chapter begins...
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